Be warned if you're young or elderly, please do not google any of the horrible things I mention in the following paragraph.  Don't say I didn't warn you.

Sometimes I hate the internet, and a little piece of me dies inside.
I've been traumatized enough by the cruel Mistress that is the internet... goatse, 2girls 1cup, tub girl, and all manner of sexual deviancy flung my way by others as a "joke".  Rule 34 of the internet states:
If something exists, there is porn of it.



However, for every horrible thing I will never be able to unsee that the internet throws my way, something good and hilarious will bubble to the surface.  Case and point this random forum gem.



You're the best internet.  Thanks to fibbery of the site that shall not be named for finding this.

Martin Scorsese Shoots Hitchcock... Sort Of.



Yes it's an advertisement for wine... but it has Martin Scorsese... shooting a Hitchcock homage!  Scorsese doesn't sell out for less than $50,000 an hour, so I too am sold.

Check out the mini-mockumentary and....The Key to Reserva

Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement



WASHINGTON—After decades spent battling gender discrimination and inequality in the workplace, the feminist movement underwent a high-level shake-up last month, when 53-year-old management consultant Peter "Buck" McGowan took over as new chief of the worldwide initiative for women's rights.

Read the rest of this hilarious Onion article here.  My roommate thankfully interrupted my studying by sharing this with me.  But now I must return to the drudgery of cramming for exams.... this is all the procrastination I will allow myself... Internet.... Can I resist your whiles!?

- Will